Why?

With a long history of quixotically competing in many sports, our staff has experienced a great deal of excuses. We want to share or creativity and love for making fun of ourselves with you.
 

How do I order?

If you are a race promoter, we’d suggest using the order form on under the race cookies page. If you’re looking for a memorable advertisement for you company, check out the promotional cookies.

Do I get to choose my excuses?

You are welcome to add any excuses you desire, if you choose the custom option. We will happily spice up the excuses to make them a bit more “vivid” and memorable. With the custom option we can also add race or company logos.