What are Excuse Cookies

Excuses, excuse, we hear them everywhere. From the classics such as “my dog ate my homework” to the ever relevant “it’s covid’s fault,” there is no shortage. At Excuse Cookies we take pride in providing entertain excuses for any athletic endeavor. As experienced, yet never very successful athletes, we’ve heard our fair share of excuses. Let’s make your customers smile and have something to laugh about after an event, or an ad they will actually remember. Take a look below to see what we offer.



Promotional Cookies

Advertising is tough. Your ads get lost on social media, Google is hard to figure out, and most print doesn’t provide a good ROI. Customers will definitely remember something that make them cringe, laugh, or roll their eyes. Send a box to a local race, put a box at your checkout counter, we don’t know anyone who passes up an Excuse Cookie.

Take a look at our Excuse Cookie Store for pricing and ordering.


Event Excuse Cookies

The original, the classic, the best. Custom excuses for any athletic endeavor. We take pride in coming up with the best excuses, whether you had a PR, got second pace, had a terrible day, or just downright failed. Come up with some of your own excuses, or leave that to us!

Take a look at our Excuse Cookie Store for pricing and ordering.